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There is only one science, love, one riches, love, only one policy, love. To make love is all the law and the prophets. ANATOLE FRANCE. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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771 quotes from Richard P. Feynman: 'Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter. Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough.', 'Study hard what interests you the most in the most undisciplined, irreverent and original manner possible.', and 'You have no responsibility to live up to what other people think you ought to.
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It's just been too intelligent to come here.". "Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds.". "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.". "If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.".
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- Herbert Spencer Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. Immanuel Kant Reason, observation, and experience; the holy trinity of science. Robert Green Ingersoll Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science. Edwin Powell Hubble
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1. "Energy is liberated matter, matter is energy waiting to happen." - Bill Bryson. 2. "Not only is the Universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we can think." - Werner Heisenberg. 3. "It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn't matter how smart you are. If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong."
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A: The wave. A photon checks into a hotel when the bellhop asks, "Would you like help with your luggage?" The photon replies, "I don't have any. I always travel light." That's how I roll The cop looks at Heisenberg and says, "Sir, do you realize you were going 75 in a 55?" Heisenberg replies, "Great, now I'm lost!" You matter.
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